Friday, February 20, 2009

The Interview...

So...
(don't know why that's blue, but I can't get rid of it) I had a job interview today. Just a different position, not a new company. I love my job, but a opening for a teller trainer became available, and I probably shouldn't be telling you this cuz I just jinxed myself, but I put in for it. I had to do a training on one of our core values, I chose "Enthusiasm" cuz it's so darn fun. I had a great example and story to open it up with, a good middle, but near the end, as I was giving my presentation, I realized I hadn't really thought of a solid way to end it. So, while I was talking a little bit in circles and trying to tie it all together, in the back of my mind I was thinking, "Please don't end it 'in the name of ........Amen' cuz that's what happened to a friend of mine after she finished her speech for Student Body President in FRONT of the WHOLE SCHOOL! And you know how you laugh and think, 'That is SO embarrasing, I hope that never happens to me', and suddenly you find yourself trying to avoid the very situation by thinking too hard about not doing it, but now that's the only thing on your mind!
Kinda reminded me of the traffic reporter for one of the radio stations, she was blurting off the slow spots and where to avoid, rushing to get it all in before the commercial cut her off, and suddenly she was 'thanking Him for the nice day' and 'for all her blessings'...in the name of .......
Amen. Poor thing, and I thought the whole school was bad. Her blooper went out to every email and played on every radio station in the state! There's not a rock big enough to hide behind sometimes.
And then there's my sister Wendy, who put her hand on her heart to lead the pledge of allegiance, and started to offer a prayer! Now that's funny!
So, anyway, I managed to end my presentation without bringing religion into it. Then it was off to the interview. Have you ever had a stupor of thought, and then hours later the perfect answer or comment popped into your head, when it's too late! Well, that's what happened to me.
Question: What stresses you out and how do you handle it?
Answer: Hmmm, well, nothing really. I'm pretty easy going, nothing really get's to me. I mean, I've been really busy this week, planning a presentation with a days notice, getting a lesson ready for RS this sunday, buying all the food and getting ready for the Blue and Gold Banquet tuesday, but that doesn't stress me out. My hair always falls out in clumps, it's just the weather.

What I should have said: Trying to get my teenage daughter who is going to graduate soon, to get those applications for scholarships in before the last day their due! That stresses me out.

Trying not to cry in movies stresses me out! If I have to come out of the theater with a red splotchy face, it's not a pretty sight, besides I get funny looks. It's even more stressful if I didn't know the show was going to be sad, (to be honest here, it doesn't need to be sad to make me cry)
and I don't have a single kleenex in my purse. Then I walk out of the show with a scary face and a snotty sleeve. Now that's stressful.

Getting on the freeway and feeling a little gurgle in your stomach. Knowing that it's 30 minutes till you get to the privacy of your own bathroom, not daring to stop, afraid something ugly will happen if you don't. Now that's stressful!

Conducting or teaching Relief Society or Primary, (oh yeah, it's happened in both) and trying to call on the name of the sister who has her hand raised, but can't remember her name! She's lived in the ward as long as you have, it's even worse when you were once her visting teacher, and you just give her a blank stare, hoping her name will somehow appear on her forehead. (again, I think I just jinxed myself for sunday) Now that's stressful.

Oh, how I wish I could have had the perfect answer at the perfect time. But interviews are stressful, (hey, I could have used that one too) and answers don't usually come when and how we want. I guess we just do the best we can with what we have.

And I say these things ...

Woops, I mean...The End!

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

And the Oscar goes to...

Kayla! For best supporting cast extra in a Disney Production, "High School Musical III"...well, I'm sure if they did give Oscars for that division, she would have won. As it is, she is holding a real Oscar. Kim Peek, the original 'Rainman' came and spoke to her Psychology Club at school. When Dustin Hoffman won the oscar for his role as Rainman, he gave his oscar to Kim, and Kim gave it to Kayla...to hold.

The Oscar for Best Actress and Supporting Actress in a comedy is...Chelsea...and Sam...for their portrayal as black break dancers, who moonlights as a river dancers. So, the other night, Chelsea and good friend Sam,
painted themselves black, went up to Jordan Landing, equipped with boom box and cardboard, and took their position on the center stage on the boardwalk. It wasn't long before a group gathered around to see what was going to take place, then with the confidence that only a disguise can give, they broke out in dance. Breakdance, Riverdance, Modern Dance, and threw in a few tumbling maneuvers for special effect. They thought they were pretty cool. The crowd, however, thought they were a little strange. They got some weird looks, a few coins, and some laughs. Good thing they didn't charge admittance, the outcome could have turned out alot worse. As for Chelsea, I guess I'll have to hold out hope that once she has kids she'll start acting like an adult.


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The Oscar for Best Actor in a Drama is...Kayla! For her portrayal as the joker at a girls camp skit. I wasn't bothered by her acting, (although I thought her tongue flicking was a little odd) until I actually saw the movie, then I was a little disturbed at how well she portrayed the evil joker. What happened to my sweet little girl.


The Oscar for Best Supporting Actress in a Drama/Comedy is...ME! For years of "Oh, that's the prettiest picture! Is that a picture of me? Oh, it's an elephant? Well, it's really good!" For years of "Don't cry honey...nobody saw you fall off stage. I'm sure they were too busy looking at their own children to notice your tumble". For years of acting like your Mothers Day Breakfast in bed of burnt toast and runny eggs is the best thing you've ever tasted. For years of hanging the gold spray painted macaroni christmas wreath on the mantle because it's the best decoration I have.

As for my acceptance speech, let me just say: "Thank you for this great honor! I feel so blessed to have won the role of Best Supporting Actress! I couldn't have done it without my wonderful cast and crew, my children and husband, who give me practice everyday, to laugh, and to cry. I cherish the moments and memories that have brought me this far and hope to win this award for several more years to come! You love me...you REALLY love me!" I love you guys too!