If Doe was a deer, what is Faun?

(Read to the tune of Doe-a-Deer)


Let's start at the very beginning,

a very good place to start;

when conceived you begin with birds and bees

nine months later on the 10th of Jan-u-ary

Faun-bur-day, Faun-bur-day

the first three notes just happen to be

doe-day-mi, doe-day-mi

but today we'll sing it my-ay-way

doe-day-me-faun-fro-hap-pee-

let's see if I can make it easy.

Doe-a-deer, a female deer

day, it follows with the sun;

mi, a name I call myself

Faun, the deer that is so fun.

Fro, a head of frizzy hair,

Hap, occurence or event;

Pee, don't eat the yellow snow

Bur, there's frost inside my tent.

Now children, doe-day-me-faun-fro and so on

are only the tools we use to build a song;

Once you have these notes in your head

you can sing a million different tunes by mixing them up,

like this:

Hap-pee-bur-day-Faun-fro-mi

now you try...

Hap-pee-bur-day-Faun-fro-mi

when you know the notes to sing,

you can sing most anything!

Hap-pee-bur-day-deer-faun,

Hap-pee-bur-day-fro-mi!

I love ya!

Thanks for 44 years of laughter, and 44 more to come!